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My pet snail Gerald

💼 discovered top secret nuclear codes 🏓 was playing ping pong 🔮 saw the future 👇 fell 👮 got in trouble with the law 🥉 won third place 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes 🏗 climbed up a crane got lost
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