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My pet snail Gerald

🎣 went fishing 💸 emptied my bank account 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 👅 got eaten 👃 smelled absolutely foul 😈 got stolen 👾 got a virus 🏓 was playing ping pong 🌪 got caught in a tornado ☕️ had far too much coffee
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