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My cat …

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👅 got eaten 💐 had to buy some flowers 🎓 had a graduation ceremony 🤰 became pregnant 💡 hatched a sinister plot 💇 needed a haircut 🗺 found buried treasure 💒 got married 🍌 slipped on a banana 🤔 solved the quantum gravity problem

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