Sorry I'm late today

My cat …

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💒 got married 🎓 had a graduation ceremony 🤔 solved the quantum gravity problem 👮 got in trouble with the law 💐 had to buy some flowers 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 💳 got hold of my credit card 🤧 violently sneezed 😬 went to the dentist 🤰 became pregnant

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