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My cat
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
🌲
got stuck up a tree
🍻
got absolutely blind-drunk
🤰
became pregnant
💐
had to buy some flowers
🤠
got rounded up by cowboys
☕️
had far too much coffee
💒
got married
🤧
violently sneezed
🗺
found buried treasure
🤑
won the lottery
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