Sorry I'm late today

My cat …

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🌲 got stuck up a tree 🍻 got absolutely blind-drunk 🤰 became pregnant 💐 had to buy some flowers 🤠 got rounded up by cowboys ☕️ had far too much coffee 💒 got married 🤧 violently sneezed 🗺 found buried treasure 🤑 won the lottery

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