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My priceless vase collection …

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🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 😶 attained sentience 🌪 got caught in a tornado 🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes 💸 emptied my bank account 👮 got in trouble with the law ☄️ got hit by a comet 😈 got stolen 👅 got eaten 💁 was being fabulous

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