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My priceless vase collection …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain ❓ got lost 💁 was being fabulous 🎛 went into a quantum accelerator 😶 attained sentience 💥 got blown up 🚧 crashed 👃 smelled absolutely foul 🎁 got donated ❌ was a fake

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