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My priceless vase collection …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

🕳 fell down a hole 👮 got in trouble with the law 🌶 overheated 💥 got blown up 🔮 saw the future ❌ was a fake 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 🌪 got caught in a tornado 😶 attained sentience 👇 fell

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