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My priceless vase collection
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
💋
had a suspicious lipstick stain
❓
got lost
💁
was being fabulous
🎛
went into a quantum accelerator
😶
attained sentience
💥
got blown up
🚧
crashed
👃
smelled absolutely foul
🎁
got donated
❌
was a fake
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Dan
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